Movie quotes. NO CHEATING!

Saw this on Sam and Kurtis' blog and wanted to join the fun. Here goes...

THE RULES:
1. Pick 25 of your favorite movies.
2. Go to IMDB and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them in a note for everyone to guess.
4. Strike it out (or bold) when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.
5. No Googling or using IMDB search functions. That's cheating and it ruins the fun.

THE QUOTES:

1. “If you fit into my pants, I will kill myself” - - Allisun (4 for 4!) - While you were sleeping

2. “So, um, how would you extract information from a hostile?”
“Well... as a... Hindu person... I would just... ask him... politely...” - - Tya, Ghost Town

3. “It is only out of sheer morbid curiosity that I am allowing this freak show to continue.” - - Ashlee, Liar Liar

4. “Statistically, they say you're more likely to get killed on the way to the airport. You know, like on a head on crash or flying off a cliff or getting trapped under a gas truck! That's the worst! I have this cousin, well y'know, I had this cousin...” - - Ashlee, Dumb and Dumber

5. “I don't know... But some people without brains do an awful lot of talking... don't they?” - - Joni, Wizard of Oz

6. “Practically perfect people never permit sentiment to muddle their thinking.” - - Janalyn, Mary Poppins

7. “This has got to be, without a doubt, the single most humiliating day of my life! I hope that you appreciate what I go through for you, young lady! Now, we got to make a plan to get that boy to kiss you. Tomorrow, when he takes you for that ride, you gotta look your best!” - - Shar, Little Mermaid

8. “Well, bite my butt and call me an apple! She nearly took her head off!” - - Tya, A League of Their Own

9. “Hey, how're you guys fixin' to pay?”
“What are our choices?”
“A: Credit card; B: Cash; C: Sneak out in the middle of the night.”
“We'll take C.”
“Very popular choice.” - - Tya, Great Muppet Caper

10. “Well, Jack, good news. I think we can rule out demonic posession among your ailments.”
“But, the little voice from inside was talking to me."
“See, that's just it. Demons talk THROUGH you - not TO you.” - - Tya, Innerspace

11. “A book?"
“That's right. When I was your age, television was called books.” -- Allisun, Princess Bride

12. “Sadie was a beautiful woman, Sadie was not a man!”
“She had a mustache, a nice mustache.” “I think she had more than a mustache!”
“Well, she was European.” - - Allisun, American Outlaws

13. “Guys, a woman's purse, alright, it's her secret source of power. Alright? There are many dark and dangerous things in there, that we, the male species, should know nothing about.” - - Shar, How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days

14. “I've been hearing things from little birds. Things from Harlem, Queens, all over. They been chirpin' in my ear.” - - Allisun, Newsies

15. “I had a good life before you. Well, not good... but... it was okay. Well... it was empty actually, but at least I was blissfully unaware of how miserable I was. Where as now... because of you... I am acutely aware of how completely and totally unhappy I am. Thank you for that.” - - Shar, Failure to Launch

16. “Do you understand that the world does not revolve around you and your do whatever it takes, ruin as many people's lives, so long as you can make a name for yourself as an investigatory journalist, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied along the way, just so long so you can make a name for yourself as an investigatory journalist, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied and dying along the way?” - - Drae, Zoolander (you can uncross your fingers now)

17. “Their shows got canceled. Because no one wants to see a fifty-year-old guy hitting on chicks.” - - Jamie, Wedding Singer

18. “Because... she's got this rare disease and if she believes something that's not right and you tell her the truth her brain will boil in her head and she'll die! Ok?”

19. “How was India? I'll tell you how India was. I got up this morning and I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How an elephant got in my pajamas, I shall never know.” - - Janalyn, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

20. “What are you all doing in my room? And what's this forest is doing in my room?” - - Jamie, Combat High

21. “Hey man there was nothin' on that. How 'bout a real shot? Hey Paison, meatballs are slowin' ya down? Hey uhh... how do you say in Italiano, wussy?”

22. “You can't play that.”
“Why not?"
“Because it's Hitler's harmonica. You can't play Hitler's harmonica.”
“You're driving his car!”
“Yes, but I'm not touching it with my mouth. I'm not sucking on the dashboard. I'm not getting his germs!” - - Janalyn, Rat Race

23. “That's why you ran across the whole field?... Wait, you've got to tell me - was it spongy?” - - Tya, Fever Pitch

24. “I'm allergic to fabric softener. I majored in comparative literature at Brown. I hate anchovies. And I think I'd miss you even if we never met.” - - Ashlee, The Wedding Date

25. “Hi guys, alright, say hello to Colleen!”
“Daddy says her name is 'whoops'!” - - Janalyn, Marley and Me